Dear Fellow Humans,

Welcome to the new world of BoBs.

This new world is filled with humans. Useless humans, regular humans, and amazing humans. The useless ones are well, useless. The regular ones are just weird. The amazing ones, well, there's only one. And that is BoB.

While there are many many useless humans who are useless and regular humans who are weird, there is only one amazing human, BoB. BoB is my best friend. Crystal and Katie Kat are unimportant as long as I have BoB. And because BoB is amazing, everyone else is not-amazing. In other words, useless.

This is what he looks like.

Yes, I am aware there is nothing. He is dead. BoB died because of a wonderful weenie who stepped on him. Well, she used to be a wonderful weenie. Now she isn't because she killed BoB. BoB was a good friend, yet his funeral took place too soon. :(( She lied to people that I threw him on the floor. But my beloved besties believed me. And my granpy and granny believed me because I'm their favorite :D Anyways, BoB revived because he is an amazing human.

So, BoB also has a good friend named Monsieur. Timothy The Third. Unlike BoB, Monsieur. Timothy The Third is not an octopus, and instead, is a snowman. Monsieur. Timothy The Third loves the cold, obviously, and he wears a carrot on his head :/ Yes I know, it is strange. But he is a very kind sir. Plus, he's French, so he deserves respect for being elegant.

This is a great dictionary website that BoB uses, because he loves to study:)